Humor Observatory

 A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south of Waco, Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin, Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late. The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if the driver would do a little juggling for him, then he wouldn't give him a ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and had nothing to juggle. The trooper said he had some flares in the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could, so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him. While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Trooper's car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car, opened the door...

 As we were heading out to the movies, a number of geese were crossing the road. Several cars were stopped and began slowing going around and through the geese. My 8 year old son said, "Hurry up geese. They are so dumb!" Mom answers, "Actually geese are pretty intelligent." Son: "What do you mean? They have BIRD BRAINS!"

 Driving home from pre-school, I asked my son, who was 4 years old at the time, what he learned today. He began relating the story of the "shooter guy." The shooter guy shoots people with darts. So I asked why? . . .  Well, the shooter guy shoots people so they get sick and fall in love. It was then I realized that he was talking about Cupid. After discussing Cupid and Valentines day, my son says, "I still don't know why he has to wear a diaper."