Intelligent Geese?

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 As we were heading out to the movies, a number of geese were crossing the road. Several cars were stopped and began slowing going around and through the geese.

My 8 year old son said, "Hurry up geese. They are so dumb!"

Mom answers, "Actually geese are pretty intelligent."

Son: "What do you mean? They have BIRD BRAINS!"



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